Obviously it's a desubsylated query, I'm not even going to bother linking every word to a decent entry. I suppose it will be a copied and pasted fragment of a longer (and coherent) paragraph. Me and a gúgl ( 128530; ) reminds us of a work by Pedro Calderón de la Barca that is called "Better is, it was", but it is not even textual, at best it would be an evocation.
AGAINST WHOM ALL DESDICHAS HAVE BEEN CONJURED The verb conjuring means conspiring, or allying with someone, in general under oath, for any particular purpose. Therefore, the expression is a euphemism that points out that of whom one is spoken has suffered about whether a very varied number of misfortunes, as if they had agreed to mortify him. .
